Art by Noah Davis
Bad Boy for Life, 2007
BELLO: (Coaxingly.) Come, ducky dear, I want a word with you, darling, just to administer correction. Just a little heart to heart talk, sweety. (Bloom puts out her timid head.) There’s a good girly now. (Bello grabs her hair violently and drags her forward.) I only want to correct you for your own good on a soft safe spot. How’s that tender behind? O, ever so gently, pet. Begin to get ready.
BLOOM: (Fainting.) Don’t tear my...
-Ulysses, James Joyce
Today’s Ezraku:
On the Wall of a Museum #6
Momma’s mouthless ass-whipping in a well-lighted room:
Sex switcheroo of a Bello-blighted Bloom.
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Art by Pierre Bonnard
Le Pont du Carrousel à Paris, 1903
“Prrprr.
Must be the bur.
Fff! Oo. Rrpr.
Nations of the earth. No-one behind. She’s passed. Then and not till then.Tram kran kran kran. Good oppor. Coming. Krandlkrankran. I’m sure it’s the burgund. Yes. One, two. Let my epitaph be. Kraaaaaa. Written. I have.
Pprrpffrrppffff.
Done.”
- Ulysses, James Joyce
Today’s Ezraku:
On the Wall of a Museum #5
Bonnard’s unabridged backside to words spoken:
Bloom’s wind instrument, finally broken.
Art by Jack Kirby and Frank Giacoia
“Come along, Stephen, the professor said. That is fine, isn’t it? It has the prophetic vision. Fuit Ilium! The sack of windy Troy. Kingdoms of this world.”
- Ulysses, James Joyce
Today’s Ezraku:
On the Wall of a Museum #4
Jack Kirby’s reload of Kubrick’s Space Odyssey:
Joyce’s new mode of Homer’s Ode O’ Sea.